Category "Random Ramblings"

Fifty Shades of Grey Revisited Chapter Six (Part 2): Helicopter Dick

This literally just occurred to me—well, it’s entirely possible, perhaps even likely, that it also occurred to me years ago and I simply forgot—but I think I’ve hit on a way that E.L. James could’ve made Christian tracking Ana’s cell phone/stalking her in general both more realistic AND way more...

Fifty Shades of Grey Revisited Chapter One: So, We Meet Again, my Old Nemesis

It’s 2021, bitches, and do you know what that means? Yep, it’s the 10th anniversary we’ve all (?) been waiting for: Fifty Shades officially turns a decade old. So, uh, yeah, we’re really doing this. This is where my life is at right now. As you might recall from my...