Category "Sporkings/Recaps"

Angels & Demons Revisited Prologue – Chapter 3: Surprise! You Just Got Dan Brown’d

Wait, huh? This isn’t April Fools Day, and this isn’t another Fifty Shades recap. What’s going on here? Well, folks, apropos of nothing other than my hyperactive and attention-deficit brain having too many ideas and no time management skills, I’ve decided to break up my breakdown of Fifty Shades with...

Fifty Shades of Grey Revisited Chapter Six (Part 2): Helicopter Dick

This literally just occurred to me—well, it’s entirely possible, perhaps even likely, that it also occurred to me years ago and I simply forgot—but I think I’ve hit on a way that E.L. James could’ve made Christian tracking Ana’s cell phone/stalking her in general both more realistic AND way more...

Fifty Shades of Grey Revisited Chapter One: So, We Meet Again, my Old Nemesis

It’s 2021, bitches, and do you know what that means? Yep, it’s the 10th anniversary we’ve all (?) been waiting for: Fifty Shades officially turns a decade old. So, uh, yeah, we’re really doing this. This is where my life is at right now. As you might recall from my...