Wait, huh? This isn’t April Fools Day, and this isn’t another Fifty Shades recap. What’s going on here? Well, folks, apropos of nothing other than my hyperactive and attention-deficit brain having too many ideas and no time management skills, I’ve decided to break up my breakdown of Fifty Shades with...
(Content Warning for virginity shaming AND slut shaming, emotional manipulation, and references to child sexual abuse. And as always, FSOG quotes are in purple, Grey quotes are in green.) Previously on Battlestar Galactica I mean Fifty Shades Revisited, Ana had just revealed that she’s never had sex, and Christian was...
For those of you keeping tabs on Siena Noble book news, I now have a release date for Drawn into the Shadows (aka the revamped paranormal version of High Risk): November 30th. I know that’s quite a ways off, but I still have a good bit of work to do...
This literally just occurred to me—well, it’s entirely possible, perhaps even likely, that it also occurred to me years ago and I simply forgot—but I think I’ve hit on a way that E.L. James could’ve made Christian tracking Ana’s cell phone/stalking her in general both more realistic AND way more...
Couple things before we start: Judging by how excessively long these recaps have been getting to the point where last chapter’s gifs were a bit choppy and low-res, this one and/or the next one may or may not end up being split into two posts. Because it’s not as if...
I’m back....
I literally just found out that Freed (the upcoming final installment of 50 Shades from Christian’s POV) is going to be 768 pages long. That’s almost two hundred pages longer than the original Fifty Shades Freed, and on average, a little over two hundred pages longer than most of the...
Yes, I’m back with more Fifty Shades already, even though I’d planned to take the week off to focus on other things. But then I found out I’d managed to miss the latest E.L. James news: Freed, aka Fifty Shades Freed from Christian’s POV is finally coming this June, everyone....
I had the most demoralizing thought when I woke up this morning. I turn 28 this year, which means I’m officially the same age as Christian Grey. Our birthdays are even relatively close. I await my $1,000,000,000 check in the mail. Just like last time, quotes from FSOG will be...
It’s 2021, bitches, and do you know what that means? Yep, it’s the 10th anniversary we’ve all (?) been waiting for: Fifty Shades officially turns a decade old. So, uh, yeah, we’re really doing this. This is where my life is at right now. As you might recall from my...